Ohhhhhh yeah. I have no other words, so it seems appropriate to leave you with this delightful ode that my best friend wrote for me:
An Ode To Bergamot
Oh bergamot, the one the true
So many things I owe to you
The mighty zing you give to tea
Enlivens something within me
Like crack or coke or maybe hoes
You make me smile from top to toes
And just like crack we can’t give up
That swish of joy within in my cup
If you were to be a man
I’d stalk you as much as I can
I’d marry you and bear your child
And in the bedroom be so wild
Oh bergamot don’t ever change
Don’t wear Ed Hardy and start a “band”
Because dear friend my love for you
Is so old fashioned, fair and true
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Lol!
‘Don’t wear Ed Hardy and start a “band”’ Love it!
Hee! I have to drink an Earl today – and recite your ode as I sip!!!
Haha glad y’all like it, my friend has a natural talent for writing odes :D
I love it! I’d marry Lapsang Souchong and have a child. Maybe this is a new concept in mating. I also wouldn’t mind marrying a nebbiolo vineyard.
Lol!
‘Don’t wear Ed Hardy and start a “band”’ Love it!
Hee! I have to drink an Earl today – and recite your ode as I sip!!!
Haha glad y’all like it, my friend has a natural talent for writing odes :D
I love it! I’d marry Lapsang Souchong and have a child. Maybe this is a new concept in mating. I also wouldn’t mind marrying a nebbiolo vineyard.