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From Dark Matter 2016:

Anyone remember that “hangover cure” concoction from the movie Heathers? I kept thinking that’s what this would taste like if I added some OJ. My palate is definately sensitive to smoke flavors so that’s a bit understandable, but there is some other flavor to this that I dislike as well.

I brewed this in a gaiwan with a first steep of about 15 seconds or so (longer than I intended of course) and it was pure ashtray. Okay, I thought the same with the Iron Arhat and I ended up enjoying it once all the flavors harmonized. So I kept going, and going, and eventually it started to get so unpleasant that I started to throw out my cups after drinking half. It seemed to steep forever. Eventually the smoke subsided a bit and I started to get a really bitter front note. It also left my mouth dry and coated with a chemical flavor I can only describe as “oh god I hope I don’t get mouth cancer”.

So yea, sample this tea before buying…

Flavors: Smoke, Tar, Tobacco

Preparation
Boiling 3 g 3 OZ / 90 ML
Kirkoneill1988

i don’t mind smokey flavors at all. the bitterness i’m not too picky on

Kirkoneill1988

in fact i love smokey flavours

Gooseberry Spoon

To each their own. I’m fine when it’s in BBQ, and salmon, and other protein but in tea it’s just been unpleasant. There was something else going on in here though, it might honestly be one of the worst teas I’ve tried.

Kirkoneill1988

hmm, i may have to try this to see too

Matu

The opinions on this tea, and many others in Dark Matter, have been so polarizing. A really interesting group of teas :)

Gooseberry Spoon

Yea reading through the other reviews is bizzare. I even had my sig fig try a later steep and he said it tasted like mint!

tanluwils

Gooseberry, I’m with you on keeping smoked BBQ in my plate and out of my cup. Have you tried YS’ Hunan Wild Tips Ye Jian Hand Roasted Hei Cha? It’s much more fruity up front in both taste and aroma. It tastes more like a fruity red tea with the digestive affects ripe pu’er and mouth activity of raw pu’er. Leaving the bag open in my pumidor has improved it.

Gooseberry Spoon

Tanwuils, I haven’t, but I’ll keep an eye out for it next time I place an order with YS. I still can’t take straight up smoke :)

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Kirkoneill1988

i don’t mind smokey flavors at all. the bitterness i’m not too picky on

Kirkoneill1988

in fact i love smokey flavours

Gooseberry Spoon

To each their own. I’m fine when it’s in BBQ, and salmon, and other protein but in tea it’s just been unpleasant. There was something else going on in here though, it might honestly be one of the worst teas I’ve tried.

Kirkoneill1988

hmm, i may have to try this to see too

Matu

The opinions on this tea, and many others in Dark Matter, have been so polarizing. A really interesting group of teas :)

Gooseberry Spoon

Yea reading through the other reviews is bizzare. I even had my sig fig try a later steep and he said it tasted like mint!

tanluwils

Gooseberry, I’m with you on keeping smoked BBQ in my plate and out of my cup. Have you tried YS’ Hunan Wild Tips Ye Jian Hand Roasted Hei Cha? It’s much more fruity up front in both taste and aroma. It tastes more like a fruity red tea with the digestive affects ripe pu’er and mouth activity of raw pu’er. Leaving the bag open in my pumidor has improved it.

Gooseberry Spoon

Tanwuils, I haven’t, but I’ll keep an eye out for it next time I place an order with YS. I still can’t take straight up smoke :)

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Likes: Jasmin, citrus, blackcurrants, Japanese greens

Dislikes: Chamomile, lotus, “dessert” teas

Curious: pu erh, chocolate, US tea

Drinking habits: No milk or sugar unless masala chai. At least one hot cup a day and two iced.

Ratings:

90-99: Fantastic, unique, and I’ll have to keep restocking FOREVER
80-89: Excellent! Will buy when I have room and can afford it.
70-79: Great tea, A solid tea. Will keep around.
60-69: Good tea, would buy again on sale.
50-59: Average tea will drink what I have left but wouldn’t go out of my way to look for it.
40-49: Meh, would drink up if given some
30-39: Kinda sad, would put up with it.
20-29: not good might finish the cup. Would drink if there is no other choice.
10-19 Bad. Do not want. Can I just get a cup of hot water instead?
0-9: Horrible, would spit it out and dump out the cup.

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