Imagine that toads were related to clams and also had pearls that were within them. This tea tasted like a toad that fell into a volcano and its pearl shot into the air and got stuck in a cloud and dried out over two weeks. Once it fell down it transformed into an oolong and Tealyra had no idea what it really was so they decided to sell it as organic tea…

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Nicole 10 years ago

That is an interesting review…

Tommy Toadman 10 years ago

alrighty then, lol, thats great!
Sounds tasty to me

Haveteawilltravel 10 years ago

I’m not sure I want to put that in my mouth…

Dr Jim 10 years ago

So, does it taste more like a toad, or hot lava?

Liquid Proust 10 years ago

It taste like a roasted gem that is somewhat alive as a clam’s taste would be… so with that being said, it has minor notes of vegetable that are actually tasted as a roasted green oolong (which is a roasted oolong…). However, while being roasted, it is a liquid so that is where the whole cloud thing comes into play.

I just write what I think, I suppose my brain at the time of this review was kind of giddy :)

gmathis 10 years ago

Thanks for the laugh. Needed that this morning!

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Nicole 10 years ago

That is an interesting review…

Tommy Toadman 10 years ago

alrighty then, lol, thats great!
Sounds tasty to me

Haveteawilltravel 10 years ago

I’m not sure I want to put that in my mouth…

Dr Jim 10 years ago

So, does it taste more like a toad, or hot lava?

Liquid Proust 10 years ago

It taste like a roasted gem that is somewhat alive as a clam’s taste would be… so with that being said, it has minor notes of vegetable that are actually tasted as a roasted green oolong (which is a roasted oolong…). However, while being roasted, it is a liquid so that is where the whole cloud thing comes into play.

I just write what I think, I suppose my brain at the time of this review was kind of giddy :)

gmathis 10 years ago

Thanks for the laugh. Needed that this morning!

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