Imagine that toads were related to clams and also had pearls that were within them. This tea tasted like a toad that fell into a volcano and its pearl shot into the air and got stuck in a cloud and dried out over two weeks. Once it fell down it transformed into an oolong and Tealyra had no idea what it really was so they decided to sell it as organic tea…
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That is an interesting review…
alrighty then, lol, thats great!
Sounds tasty to me
I’m not sure I want to put that in my mouth…
So, does it taste more like a toad, or hot lava?
It taste like a roasted gem that is somewhat alive as a clam’s taste would be… so with that being said, it has minor notes of vegetable that are actually tasted as a roasted green oolong (which is a roasted oolong…). However, while being roasted, it is a liquid so that is where the whole cloud thing comes into play.
I just write what I think, I suppose my brain at the time of this review was kind of giddy :)
Thanks for the laugh. Needed that this morning!
That is an interesting review…
alrighty then, lol, thats great!
Sounds tasty to me
I’m not sure I want to put that in my mouth…
So, does it taste more like a toad, or hot lava?
It taste like a roasted gem that is somewhat alive as a clam’s taste would be… so with that being said, it has minor notes of vegetable that are actually tasted as a roasted green oolong (which is a roasted oolong…). However, while being roasted, it is a liquid so that is where the whole cloud thing comes into play.
I just write what I think, I suppose my brain at the time of this review was kind of giddy :)
Thanks for the laugh. Needed that this morning!