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drank Golden Imperial Lotus by Teavana
185 tasting notes

Almost out of these little tarantulas… which is probably good, since they’re going to have a birthday here pretty soon. I’ll miss them, but there’s a similar tea from Teavivre that tastes just as good, if not better (and not $10/oz!). Can’t remember which off the top of my head though. I’m sure I have a tasting note somewhere.

How are all you beautiful people tonight?
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Terri HarpLady
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Hi Dylan!
I’m having an awesome night watching SNL. I still have the tin from the Golden Imperial Lotus tea, it was a tasty tea, & I like the tarantula image!

Alphakitty
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Oh god little tarantulas… what a spine-tingling image! Tarantula tea aaah

Dylan Oxford
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Haha, something about the leaf tips sticking out of the little brown and black mottled bundle has always made me think of tarantulas.

Jillian
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That’s a hilarious mental image. :D

CHAroma
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Tarantulas?!! AHHHHH!!! Why would you even go there?? Now I’ll never be able to try this tea!

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Terri HarpLady
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Hi Dylan!
I’m having an awesome night watching SNL. I still have the tin from the Golden Imperial Lotus tea, it was a tasty tea, & I like the tarantula image!

Alphakitty
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Oh god little tarantulas… what a spine-tingling image! Tarantula tea aaah

Dylan Oxford
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Haha, something about the leaf tips sticking out of the little brown and black mottled bundle has always made me think of tarantulas.

Jillian
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That’s a hilarious mental image. :D

CHAroma
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Tarantulas?!! AHHHHH!!! Why would you even go there?? Now I’ll never be able to try this tea!

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My fiancé and I are beginning to enjoy tea infusion, and it’s slowly becoming an interesting hobby that the two of us can share. Maybe not slowly… it’s somewhat amazing how much tea you can buy when everything looks shiny and new.

Tea Rating system:

90 – 100: This is a tea I will always have on hand at work, and at home. I will leave it on altars as offerings of perfection.

80 – 89: This, or one of it’s close cousins, will likely be in my cabinet at home. When this tea runs out, I will buy more. I’ll always wonder if there is something better, but be too afraid to look to stray from home to find it.

70 – 79: Definitely good, but not a clear winner. I enjoy it, I’ll finish it, but I probably won’t buy it again until I’ve exhausted all other versions of this product from any reputable retailer. Though, it may enjoy a resurrection for custom blending.

60 – 69: This tea is okay, but definitely not something I’m going to brew again. I’m going to give what I have left away.

30 – 59: I didn’t finish drinking this tea. I actually poured it out, and went for something else. I’ll still give this tea away, but I’ll do it with a warning and a plead for forgiveness.

0 – 29: This tea is riding securely towards an iceberg at the helm of the failboat. I’ve taken this out of my tea tin, and laid it on a napkin as potpurri. I do not consider it fit for human consumption.

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Tacoma, Washington, United States

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