Calm The F**k Down

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Rooibos Tea
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Flavors
Coconut, Fruity, Pineapple, Sweet
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Picture yourself escaping to a remote island with Francisco the pool boy while sipping this delightful coconut, Caribbean fruit rooibos. CAFFEINE FREE.

TASTE GREAT ICED!

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TASTES LIKE:

A light, super smooth, fruity blend with notes of pineapple and coconut

WHAT’S INSIDE:

15 whole leaf pyramid tea bags filled with Green Rooibos, Natural Flavor, Coconut Shred

INSTRUCTIONS:

Steep tea pyramid in 8 oz hot water for 3-5 mins
Remove tea bag
If making iced, pour over ice.
ENJOY
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WHY IT WORKS:

Green Rooibos serves as an anti-inflammatory while improving circulation, aiding digestion and relieving hypertension. On top of that it’s beneficial for your bones, teeth, hair and skin.

WHY YOU NEED TO CALM THE F**K DOWN:

Adulting is hard.

Like, really hard.

You’re late for work and there’s crazy traffic. There’s mascara in your eye, concealer on your white pants and to top it off, it appears as though wild dogs have been chewing on your nails and the ends of your hair because you have no time for basic maintenance. Nothing is okay today.

Don’t drive your car into an embankment. Just breathe and have a soothing sip of Calm the F**k Down. You’ll be instantly transported to a Caribbean island with Francisco, the pool boy, tending to your every need. Aloha! We’ve got you girl.

XOXO,
Tea and Sisterhood Forever

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I’ve had this one close to two years ago at a local cafe for a short time, and was surprised it was a coconut pineapple rooibos blend that works. Actually, it works really, really well. I decided to get this one for myself online in combo with Fierce B**ch, the latter being a gift for a beloved no-nonsense co-worker.

Roswell already nailed it, but like she writes, the smell of flavoring is a little bit off putting. Then drinking it, it’s extremely naturalistic and naturally sweet. It leans more into the pineapple than the coconut, but it’s still there and personally satisfying. I’m just happy that it’s a successful green rooibos blend that can replace the Republic of Teas coconut plaintain blend I used to love. Rooibos can make teas too woody, so I’m happy that was not the case here. The honeybush may have had something to do with that with the flavouring. I might rate it more in the 90s if it weren’t for price, but it hits most of my check marks for what makes a good pineapple coconut blend.

In the meantime, I’m gonna back log the other Snarky Teas I’ve had.

Flavors: Coconut, Fruity, Pineapple, Sweet

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Cold Brew!

Sipping on this one now and it’s enjoyable, but my mind is boggling trying to nail down what the tropical flavour in the blend is aside from coconut. It does taste a bit like pineapple, but feels like there’s more on top of that. I would know a straight pina colada flavour if I was sipping one – there’s “extra” here. I want to say guava but hard to say for sure. Regardless, I like the combo of creamy coconut and refreshing and not acidic tropicals.

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