Didn’t actually drink this tea. I’ve just been drinking more of the same stuff, so I didn’t want to keep logging it over and over again. I just found it amusing that Trump once had his own tea brand. Also, fuck Donald Trump. I’m sitting on my sofa tonight and watching Fear the Walking Dead. My dog came over and started licking my mouth, and just as I opened my mouth to tell him to stop, my dog COUGHED INTO MY MOUTH. This is what I imagine this tea would taste like. Also, I’m from Westchester, which is why I chose to log this one.
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Thanks for the dog anecdote. “This is what I imagine this tea would taste like.” I can’t stop laughing over that!
I grew up in Westchester, but as I recall it’s mostly made up of dirt and concrete. Not sure I’d want a tea that tastes like “Westchester”.
Everything in this note is horrifying.
This cracked me up.
Ooo. Where are you from, TeaExplorer? I grew up mostly in Mamaroneck. (I’d think Westchester tea would also have notes of well-manicured golf course sprayed with pesticides.)
CharlotteZero — I grew up in White Plains. How could I have forgotten the golf courses … they were everywhere!
Thanks for the dog anecdote. “This is what I imagine this tea would taste like.” I can’t stop laughing over that!
I grew up in Westchester, but as I recall it’s mostly made up of dirt and concrete. Not sure I’d want a tea that tastes like “Westchester”.
Everything in this note is horrifying.
This cracked me up.
Ooo. Where are you from, TeaExplorer? I grew up mostly in Mamaroneck. (I’d think Westchester tea would also have notes of well-manicured golf course sprayed with pesticides.)
CharlotteZero — I grew up in White Plains. How could I have forgotten the golf courses … they were everywhere!