Are we SURE this really is actually what it says on the bag? Really?
I mean, okay, it’s the second steep of the leaves.
But I forgot them, so it’s had a good half hour. It’s gone a bit lukewarm bit it’s not even remotely bitter. It’s not even astringent for crying out loud!
I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you! How can this happen with a Ceylon?!
It defies logic. I’m pretty sure it defies a number of the laws of nature. It ought to be completely and utterly undrinkable at this point. What’s going on???