Liquid Proust Smokes Pu'erh

New Post 3/31/16
https://youtu.be/GqLU2OwQxpU

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Who’s Up to Sharing ‘THIS’ with Me???
Who is interested? I’m clearly going to buy a few boxes!

Some of:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/hot-sale-top-grade-yunnan-puerh-tea-cigarettes-smokable-and-drinkable-Chinese-puer-tea-weight-loss/32453555228.html?spm=2114.10010108.0.798.rS6XNg
and then some of:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-China-Yunnan-Puer-tea-Pu-er-tea-For-Health-Care-Green-Slimming-Puer/32514687758.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.64.5SLSX4&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_9,searchweb201602_3_10017_10010_10011_10018_10019_505_506_503_504_10034_301_10032_10020_502_10001_10002_10005_10006_10021_10003_10022_10004_401_10009_10008,searchweb201603_7&btsid=8b753a91-0260-41ac-be4b-06b80b3d3dc6

If enough people are like me (which might be considered ‘crazy’) we can buy a whole set and share! http://www.aliexpress.com/item/YUN-MU-Smoked-pu-er-tea-tea-smoked-tobacoo-Tea-Can-Burn-And-Suction-Pu-Er/32595889535.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.74.5SLSX4&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_9,searchweb201602_3_10017_10010_10011_10018_10019_505_506_503_504_10034_301_10032_10020_502_10001_10002_10005_10006_10021_10003_10022_10004_401_10009_10008,searchweb201603_7&btsid=8b753a91-0260-41ac-be4b-06b80b3d3dc6

65 Replies
mrmopar said

It was all good till I saw the word opium in the description. Ack we have randoms at work. It does sound interesting though.

Soon, when my personality is known even more, people will start saying: That’s an LP thing to do.

:)

Ubacat said

Too funny. Will customs even allow that through?

mrmopar said

I think my translation setting were off on the opium.

AllanK said

Do people in China actually smoke these or are they just for foreign website orders?

Teasenz said

What a surprise. @AllanK, I just checked and it does seems to be sold in China, but it’s not that popular.

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Rasseru said

Smoking for health. great idea.

quite surprised R@RE! and L@@K! wasnt tacked on to the title

Isn’t it? You get that qi smoke in your lungs so the energy hits your blood quicker… ;)

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Apparently smoking these does not create second-hand smoke. huh.

AllanK said

I saw that.

Rasseru said

wow, they defy physics & chemistry as well. What else can they do?

AllanK said

These could fill a niche market, like clove cigarettes.

Second hand qi
:)

Cwyn said

They do create second hand smoke. A lot of it.

Rasseru said

lol

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AllanK said

Bad for my asthma.

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Yeahh my lungs would just up and leave if these showed up anywhere near me :P

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Cwyn said

I covered puerh cigs in my blog. I can send you the packs if you’re interested.

I would be super interested! IG video :)

Cwyn said

Not sure what you mean by IG video but just send me your address via PM.

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T.C. said

LOL, what the heck did I just read? Smoking my tea?!?

You read what you read :)
It’s not really odd though… https://www.instagram.com/p/6nuQ42RYMB/

AllanK said

I could see this billed as a smoking cessation tool. What to smoke when your trying to quit.

Cwyn said

It is still smoking.

@Cwyn, I think the idea of smoking something when you’re trying to quit is to wean yourself off of smoking by switching to something that doesn’t contain nicotine before quitting altogether, because that way you can attack the physical and psychological aspects of the addiction separately.

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Rasseru said

Oh, look everyone -

puerh supplements, just in case we arent drinking enough, maybe we have been doing oolong or red for a bit and need our pu levels boosted:

http://www.amazon.com/Pu-erh-Tea-Supplement-Vegi-capsules-Weight-loss/dp/B000NCMZDK

Rasseru said

I tried to find pu injections but they dont do that

yet

hahaah shoot up some primo LBZ brah rite into the main vein…

AllanK said

I believe puerh supplements are based upon the theory that puerh tea can help in weight loss. While this may be true to some extent it is not proven. There has been some scientific research done on this subject I think mostly in China. Dr Oz touted puerh tea as a weight loss tea a while back.

Rasseru said

Yeah ive heard that. Caffeine itself does actually help with weight loss (on certain diets I know, not sure if all of them)

@haveteawilltravel – pm me for the real shiz, I got a contact in Bulang, uncut LBZ mate

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Dr Jim said

Probably cheaper to just buy some zig-zags and roll your own. It’s not like we don’t have enough tea lying around. Heck, Why not smoke Darjeeling (smooth, cool taste)? Or Lapsan Souchong? Talk about really smoky!

Rasseru said

ive transcended all that, I just sit in my stash and meditate

Dr Jim said

Be careful: If you made your pumidor out of a refrigerator you could asphyxiate. Or are you one of those lucky folks with a walk-in pumidor (a desired feature of the latest high-end homes)?

Rasseru said

I have ordered one of those for my villa thats built into the side of feng huang mountain

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Dustin said

I wonder… if you steeped these cigs, what would the tea taste like? LP, I want to see a review on that. For science!!!

Dr Jim said

Probably tastes like tobacco

AllanK said

The taste would depend if they are processing the tea differently. If it is just processed like standard raw puerh than that is what the steeped tea should taste like. I have no idea if these are processed differently.

AllanK said

If they are adding chemicals to make the tea burn better, this would effect the taste if you steeped the tea.

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