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My favorite tea… Every morning I drank it, it felt great. It gave me the buzz I needed and made me very happy.

Then, it happened. Cheapening. Couldn’t believe it. MY YORKSHIRE? YORKSHIRE GOLD? LOWER QUALITY? Sadly, this is true.
I told myself, “it can’t be, no it can’t be.” And denied it. But, all good things come to an end.

Yorkshire, my love, you filled me with unimaginable happiness. You made me smile with every sip.
Now, you only make me tired.

Goodbye, Yorkshire, my dear. I knew you well.

Theatrics aside, flavour is flat, doesn’t have the kick, bags are much lower quality.
It just tastes bleh. I’ve moved to Tapal Danedar because its just so much smoother with the caffeine of Yorkshire.

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Rocks, birds, plants, tea.

Literally me.

Mineral collector
Ornithology hobbyist
Wild flower know-it-all
Cheap tea connoisseur

My life is rather odd, clearing estates, running around to help people and still have enough time for a nice cuppa.

I’m changing peoples views on tea as fast as I can. It’s amazing when you tell someone “that’s tea!” and they look confused because they’re used to Lipton.

My favorite moment with that was at a mineral friends house. He had decaf Bigelow earl grey… Hell no, I whipped out Tapal Danedar and brewed it for a little bit. “that’s real tea.” I said. He was wired and bought a box.

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