2017 Fuck What You Heard

Tea type
Pu-erh Tea
Ingredients
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Flavors
Floral, Flowers, Grass, Green, Hay, Sweet
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Edit tea info Last updated by TheOolongDrunk
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200 °F / 93 °C 0 min, 15 sec 6 g 3 oz / 100 ml

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  • “This tea is too expensive for anyone to get it solely for this purpose, but here’s the thing. I don’t have a good reaction to it during gong fu sessions, but even 3 grams of spent leaves added to a...” Read full tasting note
  • “In contrast to The Oolong Drunk below, I brewed this one at boiling, like I pretty much always do for young sheng. Like him, I found it thick and full of strong qi; however, at boiling, the flavor...” Read full tasting note
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  • “uck What You Heard was a tea that was exceptionally delicate, and with a lower brewing temperature, more of these delicate tasting notes were able to come out. One thing I like about this tea was...” Read full tasting note
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From White2Tea

The 2017 fuck what u heard is thick and strong with a heavy body feel. A blend of several areas, using very high quality material. This tea is good to drink right away or age for the long term.

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118 tasting notes

This tea is too expensive for anyone to get it solely for this purpose, but here’s the thing. I don’t have a good reaction to it during gong fu sessions, but even 3 grams of spent leaves added to a 500ml pot of more spent leaves brewed grandpa style really elevates the brew and gives it a great energy. :shrug: Maybe this tea just gets good results from straight up boiling?

Preparation
Boiling

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In contrast to The Oolong Drunk below, I brewed this one at boiling, like I pretty much always do for young sheng. Like him, I found it thick and full of strong qi; however, at boiling, the flavor was anything other than delicate. The front taste fills the mouth with a low-register savoriness that retains hints of prickly tartness even into some of the later steeps; the first steep or two had a distinct hint of orange buried somewhere in there, but that quickly drops. Initially, there’s almost no bitterness, even at boiling, with the finish lingering and sweet. However, somewhere by the fifth steep or so, this finish gets replaced with a long, drying bitterness not unlike the bitter orange of marmalade. Ordinarily, I’d find this off-putting (marmalade is one of the few bitter things I actively dislike), but it mingles well enough with the other flavors that I find myself enjoying it.

On the whole, this is a complex, durable tea that’d almost be worth trying for the heavy, calming qi alone. That said, while I can’t quibble with the quality, the flavor profile isn’t quite to my taste and, at the asking price, I don’t think I’d get a bing. Definitely worth trying, though, and I wouldn’t fault anyone who purchased it.

Preparation
Boiling 7 g 4 OZ / 125 ML

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88 tasting notes

uck What You Heard was a tea that was exceptionally delicate, and with a lower brewing temperature, more of these delicate tasting notes were able to come out. One thing I like about this tea was its complexity, which came as a surprise. Another thing I like about this tea was its strength, and had great body and energy. Hell, even at one point, it started to taste like a white tea!

You can read my full review here…

https://www.theoolongdrunk.com/single-post/2017/09/24/Fuck-What-You-Heard-By-White2Tea

Flavors: Floral, Flowers, Grass, Green, Hay, Sweet

Preparation
185 °F / 85 °C 0 min, 15 sec 6 g 3 OZ / 100 ML

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