Namaste Motherf**ker

Tea type
Fruit Green Blend
Ingredients
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Flavors
Artificial, Berry, Candy, Chalk, Orange, Raspberry
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Caffeine
Medium
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Edit tea info Last updated by Cameron B.
Average preparation
175 °F / 79 °C 2 min, 0 sec 8 oz / 236 ml

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If you love yoga pants but the words “warrior pose” mean absolutely nothing to you – this raspberry orange green tea is the blend for you! #SpandexAndNetflix

TASTE GREAT ICED!

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WHAT’S IN IT:

15 whole leaf pyramid tea bags filled with Green Tea, Natural Flavors, Raspberry Pieces, Orange Peel (GLUTEN FREE)

TASTES LIKE:

A delightfully full-bodied, fruity combination of orange and raspberry

INSTRUCTIONS:

Steep tea pyramid in 8 oz hot water for 3-5 mins
Remove tea bag
If making iced, pour over ice
ENJOY
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WHY IT WORKS:

Green Tea contains bioactive compounds that improve your health in many ways; it’s good for brain functions and weight management. It’s one small thing you can do for your health (while you’re sitting around watching Netflix all weekend).

WHY YOU NEED A BIG CUP OF NAMASTE MOTHER F**KER:

There’s a new set of yogis in town and we’re here for the elastic waistbands.

We want something that says “we might work out later,” because hey – we’re dreamers. We may not do the downward dog but we’re down for dogs and it’s basically the same thing.

Okay, yes, we’re wearing athletic gear and we’re not… athletic.

Namaste Mother F ker is for the new wave of yogis who do their own thing and want to do it in incredibly comfortable legwear.

Peace, love and spandex.

XOXO,
Tea and Sisterhood Forever

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Surprised how much I liked it. I actually got it twice on request. It is artificial, but I like the raspberry flavor and enjoy that the green tea wasn’t too prominent. My basicness enjoyed it well enough, though I would not want to own a lot of it. I enjoyed trying it out a local cafe.

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Another single swap teabag! The name makes me chuckle every time.

This sounds good to me in concept – a raspberry and orange green tea. But I’m not enjoying the flavoring, it’s very chalky and candylike, almost like a raspberry Tums or something. I only get a hint of orange, but it seems pleasant enough. The green tea is very mild and I also kept the steep short to minimize any bitterness, so possibly understeeped.

But mostly it’s berry chalk to me. >.<

Flavors: Artificial, Berry, Candy, Chalk, Orange, Raspberry

Preparation
175 °F / 79 °C 2 min, 0 sec 8 OZ / 236 ML

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Picked up this sampler from Snarky Tea because I had a coupon code for a free one – just had to pay shipping. It seemed like a good excuse to quickly sample some new teas from a new company, and I’m admittedly a sucker for this company’s branding/marketing! The concepts of the teas themselves don’t seem wildly unique, so I’m hoping the execution of the flavours is – but we’ll see!

This one is a raspberry/orange green tea – right now my golden standard for that flavour combination is the Raspberry Mimosa from Camellia Sinensis, so that was what I was mentally comparing this blend to. I was really surprised with how much I enjoyed this tea – the intensity and juiciness of the flavours was so much richer than I’d have expected from the dry leaf aroma. I think the green tea itself is lower quality than what CS is using since this was more noticeably astringent and had hints of that “lawn clipping green tea” quality, but the raspberry flavour is sweet, juicy and divine! The little burst of citrus is nice too, and really compliments everything else happening with this one.

Would I buy this? No – I have easier/cheaper access to CS’s Raspberry Mimosa blend which is very similar. However, I liked this a lot and would very happily drink it again.

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