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drank Yellow Peach by TeaGschwendner
911 tasting notes

Pouring this in to my cup I got a lovely poof of fresh peaches. But then when I stuck my nose into the cup to sniff? Peach schnapps. It was a little surprising and a bit unpleasant. I had these peach gummies once that were peach-tasting only on the surface. Once you actually, you know, tasted them, they tasted fake and synthetic and left a horrible aftertaste. This tea? Smells like those gummies.

I’m scared.

Okay, I did heavy on the leaf compared to what is recommended, but I typically do with oolongs and greens. I haven’t had a yellow tea before but honestly figure I won’t do them any differently. Unless they just suck when done that way. But considering this is a flavored tea and I haven’t had huge luck with TeaGermanname teas, I’m not going to judge all yellows by how this turns out, good or bad.

And I’m really braced for bad here. I try to sip and the schnapps/fake gummy scent burns my nose. Help. Please.

Okay, well sipping it does not cause physical pain like I was afraid of so that’s a step in the right direction. But really all I’m getting from this is fake peach. Fake, synthetic, nasty-aftertaste-from-gummies peach. I’m still sipping and it’s improved but it’s still not good. It’s peach schnapps peach. Fake gummy peach. It leaves a little fake-sweetner-esque burn on my tongue that makes me want gum or toothpaste or stinky cheese.

Yeah, I’m half way through my cup and I can’t torture myself anymore. I’ll give the husband some to see how he likes it. He actually likes those peach gummies.

4g/8oz

Preparation
195 °F / 90 °C 2 min, 0 sec
Bethany

I’m so sad to see all of these terrible reviews of TeaGschwender teas…

Auggy

Honestly, me too!

teaplz

Seriously, I am SO SAD I sent you this stuff. So sad. I dropped my rating a lot for this after it made me dizzy for 3+ hours after. Now the thought of drinking it is making me feel sort of queasy. Ugh. I think I used less leaf than you, Auggy, which probably made this a bit more tolerable, but I agree with the gummy-peach taste.

I’ve never had a yellow tea before, so I thought maybe it was the flavoring of the tea or… yeah.

TeaGschwendner has had me very jaded and sad and wringing my hands at the tea that I bought. For a few days I was doubting my entire tea existence and taste over these stupid teas. I’ve never had a bunch of teas be this mediocre in a row.

Seriously, my reviews have been overly optimistic because I feel so gosh-darned bad about sending these out and wasting my money on them.

Auggy

Yeah, it’s totally not fun to buy bad teas. But at the same time, it’s a very educational experience. I now know TeaGermanname and I just don’t get along! It is sad to find such a mediocre company. I was hoping for great things from them – or at least good things!

teaplz

Perhaps their plain teas are better? I kept reading rave reviews about their flavored stuff, and how you had to just love their flavored offerings across the internet, so I stuck to that. Which did not pan out well. At all. Sad panda face! I don’t know how much of this stuff I can subject myself to. I think I need to buy more tea to make myself feel better.

And so the vicious cycle begins…

Jillian

Urgh, moar tea-fail from TG.

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Bethany

I’m so sad to see all of these terrible reviews of TeaGschwender teas…

Auggy

Honestly, me too!

teaplz

Seriously, I am SO SAD I sent you this stuff. So sad. I dropped my rating a lot for this after it made me dizzy for 3+ hours after. Now the thought of drinking it is making me feel sort of queasy. Ugh. I think I used less leaf than you, Auggy, which probably made this a bit more tolerable, but I agree with the gummy-peach taste.

I’ve never had a yellow tea before, so I thought maybe it was the flavoring of the tea or… yeah.

TeaGschwendner has had me very jaded and sad and wringing my hands at the tea that I bought. For a few days I was doubting my entire tea existence and taste over these stupid teas. I’ve never had a bunch of teas be this mediocre in a row.

Seriously, my reviews have been overly optimistic because I feel so gosh-darned bad about sending these out and wasting my money on them.

Auggy

Yeah, it’s totally not fun to buy bad teas. But at the same time, it’s a very educational experience. I now know TeaGermanname and I just don’t get along! It is sad to find such a mediocre company. I was hoping for great things from them – or at least good things!

teaplz

Perhaps their plain teas are better? I kept reading rave reviews about their flavored stuff, and how you had to just love their flavored offerings across the internet, so I stuck to that. Which did not pan out well. At all. Sad panda face! I don’t know how much of this stuff I can subject myself to. I think I need to buy more tea to make myself feel better.

And so the vicious cycle begins…

Jillian

Urgh, moar tea-fail from TG.

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I’m trying to be a better tea logger and actually post semi-regularly again! I’ve let my tea tasting senses become too complacent – it’s time for some focused and attentive tea drinking!

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1 – 10 – Bleck. Didn’t finish the cup.
11 – 25 – Drinkable. But don’t punish me by making me have it again.
26 – 40 – Meh. Most likely will see if the husband likes it iced.
41 – 60 – Okayish. Maybe one day I’ll kill off what I have in my pantry.
61 – 75 – Decent. I might pick some up if I needed tea.
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86 – 100 – Yum! I will hunt down the vendor to get this tea!

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