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drank Jingle Bells by Lupicia
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An imagined conversation with someone about tea

Them: Hey
Me: Hey.
Them: How’ve you been?
Me: Good! You?
Them: Good. Do anything fun this summer?
Me: Yeah! I’ve been getting tons of sipdowns in.
Them: Uhhh
Me: (Oblivious to their confusion and discomfort) Yeah, I’m trilled. My cupboard was really getting out of hand, but I’m trying to find the perfect cupboard size. I cant remember the last time my cupboard was so small, its like 20 something teas right now.
Them: Oh, well, I meant-
Me: (talking over them) Plus I’m getting the teas I feel are more appropriate for the summer drunk in the summer! I’m not going to have any out of season teas when the autumn comes around, and I can buy fall tea with total confidence.
Them: (Desperately) Oh. Great, well, good seeing you, I’ve gotta-
Me: (Continuing on) Like Jingle Bells! I know its got a Christmas-y name, but really, its a light and fruity blend, I like it much better in the summer. I got to sip it down today, and I’m excited!
Them: (Edging towards the nearest exit) Well, great, I’ve suddenly got to go as I’ve just remembered my entire life is on fire. Bye!
(They run for it)
Me: (confused) Oh, ok, bye!

Sipdown!

Roswell Strange

Ha! I love it!

gmathis

LOVE THIS. Those non-teaists just don’t understand. Jingle away!

Rosehips

non-teasists! Ha.

ashmanra

A-teaists?

gmathis

Oh, ouch! Even better! I’m stealing your pun!

Rosehips

a-teaist! The puns are strong with this one.

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Roswell Strange

Ha! I love it!

gmathis

LOVE THIS. Those non-teaists just don’t understand. Jingle away!

Rosehips

non-teasists! Ha.

ashmanra

A-teaists?

gmathis

Oh, ouch! Even better! I’m stealing your pun!

Rosehips

a-teaist! The puns are strong with this one.

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I love tea! I confess that I was a hot chocolate lover for most of my life, but recently a switch has gone off in my brain, and suggested that I might just love tea. And I do!
I’m a bit of a novice, but an enthusiastic one, and am happily sipping new varieties all the time.
I love vanilla, fruity, and caramel flavors, and cant wait to try more.

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